December 2011
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New...
“Husbands have 3 jobs: Protect her. Provide for her. Position her to grow in...”
– Jimmy Needham (via letsbereallove)
Reblog if you love Him, & You're thankful that He...
aboyfromstratford:
Reflagging everytime I come across this
i will reblog this every single time i see this on my dash.
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"We live in a buttertopia. We've got stick...
youngsouthernprep:
— STEPHEN COLBERT, re: this, on The Colbert Report
We have Paula Deen to thank for this.
I wonder how Paula would respond to this….
Reblog if you have more than 1 follower.
Tumblr famous in this bitch
“Thinking about something is like picking up a stone when taking a walk, either...”
– Lemony Snicket (via sleeplessstarvingnights)
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And now one of the guys I met tonight's trying to...
I’m perfectly content lying in my freshly-made bed and sleeping here, so I gracefully told him no. To which he finally gave up and replied telling me that he’d text me tomorrow and ending with “good night beautiful :)”
Is it weird that I feel bad because I’m talking to another guy at the same time? I know we’re nothing serious so I don’t really care that...
The 3 most common lies on the internet
lolsofunny:
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
That one kid that cries when they get a bad grade
lolsofunny:
they’re there like:
The rest of the class is just there like:
When you drive by tall buildings
When Your Playing Tag
Then you see the person thats out chasing your friend
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
lolsofunny:
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I didn’t wanna go out tonight, and while I was getting ready I even thought of all the excuses I could give to my sister for not going out, but I decided to just suck it up and do it. I tried that thing where you go out to a party knowing less than 5 people so you’re bound to make new friends, and I did! Really enjoyed it, made a few new Facebook friends, and me, my sister, and a boy...
"A girl needs three things in her life; a man to...